Trained by No One, Feared by All — Toddler Tee

Still self-taught, now fully upright. Feared at the playground, the dinner table, and one specific grandparent's house.

For the tiny legend with no credentials and total control.

Soft 100% cotton toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T, muted colors only — no pastels.