A Devil's Evolution — Beach Towel (Black)

The baby was a rumor. The toddler is evidence. The next phase takes place at the water's edge, at speed, with sand.

For the tiny menace whose villain origin story now has a summer chapter.

Soft-touch 30″ × 60″ beach towel, printed edge to edge, in black or olive. One size — the No Soft Souls gift you can buy without knowing how big the kid is.