My Way or the Highway — Onesie

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The onesie for a tiny tyrant with a soft exterior.

Buttery-soft 100% cotton bodysuit that holds its print through every laundry cycle. Sizes NB–24M in black, charcoal, or navy — pastel-free by policy.