Friendly Fire (100% Dad's Fault) — Toddler Tee

Still Dad's fault — now with mobility. Friendly fire, hourly, in a household that technically signed up for this.

For the toddler running ops on a chaos budget Dad approved.

Soft 100% cotton toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T, muted colors only — no pastels.