Don't Grow Up, It's A Trap — Toddler Tee

The toddler has a way. There is no other way. The highway is theoretical and currently blocked by a tantrum in aisle four.

For the small dictator who runs a tight, unreasonable ship.

Premium soft-cotton toddler tee, printed to survive juice, mud, and repeat washes. Sizes 2T–5T, muted colors only.