Biohazard — Onesie

Contents are unstable and frequently leaking. Handle with wipes and low expectations. The hazard is 100% cotton and completely adorable, which is exactly how it keeps getting away with it.

The baby-shower gift that doubles as a public safety notice.

Genuinely soft 100% cotton bodysuit, built for real babies and real messes. Sizes NB–24M in black, charcoal, or navy.