Winner of the Genetic Lottery — Onesie

Most babies are, statistically, fine. This one won. It has reviewed the other babies and is not concerned.

Soft enough for a newborn, smug enough for a gift.

Buttery-soft 100% cotton bodysuit that holds its print through every laundry cycle. Sizes NB–24M in black, charcoal, or navy — pastel-free by policy.