Wanna Be My Doormat? (Respectfully) - Toddler Tee

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

A formal request, submitted with excellent manners. The position involves being climbed on, stepped over and walked all over, daily, with no breaks and no pay. The current holders of the role did not apply. They were informed.

For the kid with impeccable manners and zero mercy, from the friend who gets walked over at every visit.

Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T.