Trained by No One, Feared by All — Toddler Sweatshirt

Still no training, still no supervision, still no notes. The reputation now arrives in rooms several minutes before they do.

For the self-made legend with a growing file and zero credentials.

Midweight cotton-blend sweatshirt, soft enough to live in and built to survive it. Sizes 2T–7T in black, granite heather, or navy.