This Is Why the Door Was Closed — Onesie

Nine months ago, a door was closed for a reason. The reason has arrived — wide awake, extremely loud, and telling everyone. Allegedly worth it.

The baby-shower gift that says the quiet part, with a straight face.

Buttery-soft 100% cotton bodysuit that holds its print through every laundry cycle. Sizes NB–24M in black, charcoal, or navy — pastel-free by policy.