They Made Me In Bed, Now They Never Get To Use It - Toddler Tee

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

Origin: the bedroom. Current location: also the bedroom. The bed has been reassigned, the middle spot claimed, and sleep now happens sideways with one small foot in somebody's ribs. Eviction attempts continue nightly. None have succeeded.

For the parents who lost the bed and everything that came with it, from the friend who still sleeps diagonally.

Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T.