The Sun Is Up So Is Your Problem - Onesie

Wake-up time: 5:12 a.m. Alarm: not required. The sun came up, and so did the person who sets the household schedule, fully rested and ready to discuss breakfast. The coffee is not ready. Neither are the parents.

For the parents who haven't seen a sunrise on purpose in years, from the friend who sleeps until nine.

Soft onesie, built for real babies and real messes. Sizes NB–24M.