Raised By Bad Decisions - Toddler Tee

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

Origin story: a series of questionable choices, each one fully approved at the time. The result is two feet tall, fully operational, and accepts no responsibility for any of it.

For the parents who'd make every one of those decisions again, from the friend who was there for most of them.

Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T, muted colors only — no pastels.