Original No Soft Souls — Beach Towel (Black)

The one that started it. Soft clothes, hard attitude, zero remorse — now in towel form and twice the size.

The house colors, for the family that already knows the joke.

Soft-touch 30″ × 60″ beach towel, printed edge to edge, in black or olive. One size — the No Soft Souls gift you can buy without knowing how big the kid is.