Oh Look. Another Parenting Expert - Toddler Tee

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

Unsolicited advice received: daily. Advice followed: none. Every theory on sleep, snacks and screen time has been heard, reviewed and dismissed by the one person in the room who actually runs the house.

For the parents drowning in opinions they never asked for, from the friend who knows better than to offer one.

Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T, muted colors only — no pastels.