My Behavior Is Fine. It's My Parents' Expectations That Need To Work - Toddler Sweatshirt

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

Performance review, self-assessed. Conduct: exemplary. Areas for improvement: the parents, who keep setting unrealistic targets like "eat the vegetable" and "stay in bed." A development plan has been issued. It is for them.

For the kid who has reviewed the house rules and found them lacking, from the friend who secretly agrees.

Soft toddler sweatshirt, built to be lived in and to survive it. Sizes 2T–7T.