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It Was Only Supposed To Be One Night - Toddler Tee
$29.99
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$29.99
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PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.
The plan was one night. No strings. The strings arrived nine months later, weighing seven pounds and demanding snacks. Contract extended to eighteen years. Non-negotiable.
For the couple who skipped dating and went straight to parenting, from the friend who remembers how it started.
Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T, muted colors only — no pastels.