I Fear Nothing Except School Lunch - Toddler Tee

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

Climbs the bookshelf. Pets the angry dog. Jumps off the sofa with no landing plan. Then a lunchbox opens, something beige and unidentifiable is revealed, and the bravest person in the house goes completely silent. Every hero has a weakness. This one comes with a spork.

For the kid who is afraid of nothing on earth except the cafeteria, from the friend who still remembers the fish sticks.

Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T.