I Can't Be Fired - Toddler Tee

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

Missed every deadline. Ignored every instruction. Drew on the walls of head office. Performance reviews have been held, and every single one ended in a cuddle. It's a family business. Nobody is going anywhere.

For the kid with lifetime job security, from the friend who is still waiting for a raise.

Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T.