Friendly Fire (100% Dad's Fault) — Onesie

Whatever just happened, Dad started it. The baby is merely the delivery system. Casualties so far: the remote, the schedule, and one full night's sleep.

The onesie that assigns blame before the baby can even talk.

Genuinely soft 100% cotton bodysuit, built for real babies and real messes. Sizes NB–24M in black, charcoal, or navy.