Deployed Without a Manual — Onesie

Arrived with no instructions, no off switch, and a warranty nobody can locate. The parents are learning live, in production, at 3 a.m.

The gift for new parents who are winging it beautifully.

Buttery-soft 100% cotton bodysuit that holds its print through every laundry cycle. Sizes NB–24M in black, charcoal, or navy — pastel-free by policy.