Chore Dodger - Toddler Tee

PRINT: FRONT. The design is printed on the front. The back is plain.

Asked to pick up toys: suddenly needs the bathroom. Asked to put on shoes: develops a limp. Asked to set the table: vanishes and reappears exactly when dinner is served. Skill level: professional. Retirement: not planned.

For the kid who has never once been in the room when the tidying started, from the friend who uses the same technique at the office.

Soft toddler tee, built to outlast the tantrums and the spin cycle. Sizes 2T–5T.