Bedtime Is A Myth - Toddler Sweatshirt

PRINT: BACK. The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.

Like most legends, bedtime is talked about constantly and has never been reliably observed. Parents claim it exists. Grandparents swear it used to. The one witness who could settle it is wide awake in the hallway, asking for one more glass of water.

For the kid who treats lights-out as a rumour, from the friend who thought 8 p.m. was real until they met them.

Soft toddler sweatshirt, built to be lived in and to survive it. Sizes 2T–7T.