{"product_id":"high-on-sugar-low-on-reason-toddler-sweatshirt","title":"High On Sugar. Low On Reason - Toddler Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRINT: BACK.\u003c\/strong\u003e The design is printed on the back. The front is plain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne slice of birthday cake later, negotiations collapsed. Logic has left the building. Sitting down is no longer possible. Every question gets the same answer, at full volume, while running in circles. The crash is scheduled for 7:15, in the car, two minutes from home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the kid who treats every party like a sugar heist, from the friend who handed out the cupcakes and left early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft toddler sweatshirt, built to be lived in and to survive it. Sizes 2T–7T.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2T \/ Black","offer_id":59075866755403,"sku":"20784666165991365642","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2T \/ Granite Heather","offer_id":59075866788171,"sku":"68175324587661423423","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2T \/ Navy","offer_id":59075866820939,"sku":"17243422039634238018","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3T \/ Black","offer_id":59075866853707,"sku":"13617774581020794264","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3T \/ Granite Heather","offer_id":59075866886475,"sku":"14218481412005716038","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3T \/ Navy","offer_id":59075866919243,"sku":"22113988992218160577","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4T \/ Black","offer_id":59075866952011,"sku":"26891302258250821173","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4T \/ Granite Heather","offer_id":59075866984779,"sku":"31852628685476908005","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4T \/ Navy","offer_id":59075867017547,"sku":"11465398811541713371","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\/6 Years \/ Black","offer_id":59075867050315,"sku":"16008875916848104989","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\/6 Years \/ Granite Heather","offer_id":59075867083083,"sku":"22599619959588477924","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\/6 Years \/ Navy","offer_id":59075867115851,"sku":"22798005172444855561","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7T \/ Black","offer_id":59075867148619,"sku":"10878871322567349205","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7T \/ Granite Heather","offer_id":59075867181387,"sku":"24138745677467637557","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7T \/ Navy","offer_id":59075867214155,"sku":"10910116266955893102","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1063\/7138\/3627\/files\/8030824200374453644_2048_custom.jpg?v=1793439787","url":"https:\/\/shop.nosoftsouls.com\/products\/high-on-sugar-low-on-reason-toddler-sweatshirt","provider":"No Soft Souls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}